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The hardest stereotypes to break are the ones that are so old as to go all the way back to hunter gatherer days. After all, how can you argue with biology? Women carry the babies, men have the upper body strength to tackle gazelles. Nobody made that up out of thin air.

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"Margaret, you get little Steve out of that outfit this instant."

If it’s a girl, don’t forget to paint the room pink and get pink curtains. Pink is an inherently girly color that makes us think of flowers and sweet smells and being delicate, while blue is, uh, football, Chevy trucks . Smurfs . that topless lizard chick from Avatar .

If it’s starting to seem pretty arbitrary, that’s because it totally is. Up until the start of World War I, people didn’t care what color their kids’ diapers were, because it was the freaking 19th century. What color the fabric is under the baby poop is the last thing on your mind when you have to deal with insanely high infant mortality rates, the Civil War, cholera and roving packs of baby eating wolves (look, the old days were hard, OK?).

"Don’t worry, Junior, dogs are your friends!"

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Which is why Matt Stone appears to be far manlier than Trey Parker.

But things had started to switch by 1927, and there was disagreement as to which gender should get which color Time magazine even printed a chart showing which stores were advocating each. It wasn’t until 1940 that the colors switched and advertisers decided to just go with pink for girls.

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While scientists have always found reasons to discount women’s opinions as irrational, their excuses are pretty inconsistent. Back in ancient Greece, Hippocrates blamed female bad moods on the uterus getting knocked out of place and blocking the heart, which meant she should engage in as much sex as possible to push it back where it belongs.

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