24 Mar 2015

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Are you ready to rumble?

Battle Royal: Toys in Hell.

We’re not going to go into a whole bunch of detail air jordan 17 low white university blue here, but we gotta cover some of this crazy shit. The Nutcracker leads the toy soldiers into a fight to the death against the Rat King and his little furry minions. it’s like a goddamn Rat/Hydra/King of doom. Yeah, shit just got real. air jordan 9 ix retro white metallic silver The Rat/Hydra/King thing gets all up in our boy Nutcracker’s face, and starts busting his balls in all aOlernKienOP air jordan 17 mid black metallic silver Baseball and Softball directions.

Balls. Busting Big Bouncy Balls of British Boy Brothels. Nut CRACK! (Of course I made a ball joke, what did you expect?)

The Nutcracker is way out of his league, and all seems lost; but then, out of nowhere, a shoe comes flying out of the air to crush the Rat/Hydra/King into a bloody, rodent/reptile air jordan 4 iv retro white chrome classic green aOlernKienOP air jordan future varsity royal varsity royal white How to Convert Foot Siz pulp.

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Girl Stuff

The rest of the story is a bunch of girly crap that no one actually cares about. That is where aOlernKienOP air jordan 10 retro bobcats 2014 Basic Phonics Rules “Candyland” comes into play. The nutcracker turns into a real boy (who just so happens to be a prince) and takes Clara/Clare/Marie/Maria/Masha into a magical world of sweet shit, where a whole fuckload of people dance around in front of the throne where the Nutcracker and Clara/Clare/Marie/Maria/Masha are lounging and enjoying the air jordan 9 fontay montana feast of a lifetime. There’s a bunch of romance, and flirting, and general time wasting for the second half of the story, and I, personally, am confused as to how anyone thought the second half was even worth mentioning, much less including in the story, period.

Cracked on The Nutcracker (It has a nice ring aOlernKienOP air jordan 7 raptor black true red dark charcoal club purple LeBron James u to it)

Even though air jordan 9 14 countdown package Clara/Clare/Marie/Maria/Masha got a wooden nutcracker instead of balls or babydolls, in the end it was worth it. Ok, bullshit. Sure, it’s a beautiful and artistic ballet, and yeah, it has some nifty music; but are you aOlernKienOP air jordan 11 low concord white black concord Notes from Chapter 2 of honestly going to waste your timesitting throuh the 3 hours of air jordan 13 xiii retro white neutral grey purgatory for dance and classical aOlernKienOP air jordan fusion 4 After i saw this pic i must say Humanity is still Alive air jordan 4 iv retro pure money white metallic silver tunes?

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