Sherriff of Mayberry and Nike Air Foamposite One resident goody two shoes. He can do no wrong in the residents of Mayberry’s eyes.

When a man carries a gun all the Air Jordan CDP time, the respect he thinks he’s getting might really be fear. So I don’t carry a gun because I don’t want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I’d rather they respect me. So says Andy Taylor, hell, I want people to respect me and my gun! Scare the crap out of ’em, I say!

“Just who do you think you are, anyway, Mayberry’s answer to Cary Grant? ” And that’s what his girlfriend Helen had to say about him! You Go Helen! Andy was largely overrated in my opinion, I’m a Barney kind of gal, myself.

You Nike LeBron 12 gotta love him! Sure, he was batshit crazy at times, but that’s exactly what law enforcement needs! Somebody to keep the crooks on their toes! Also, you need somebody who’s quick enough to duck and cover!

Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls.

Enuf’ said. After I heard him say this, I named my Air Jordan 20s house The Rock!

Fife: If only someone would just kill somebody?

Barney Fife: Well, it wouldn’t have to be anyone Air Jordan 10 Retro we know. If two strangers was to come to town, and if one of them was gonna kill the other one anyway.

There’s nothing wrong with a little senseless violence now and then!

Hmmm. Aunt Bee had it all: she made Betty Crocker want to kill herself she was such a good housekeeper! She could outcook any woman in North Carolina, and she was hot to boot! She definitely did have that badonkadonk goin’ on!

Andy and Barney refer to her pickles as “kerosene cucumbers.” If Bee were alive today, she could have easily made her own meth lab and made an assload of dough!