13 Mar 2015

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2. Movies that are part of Zach Braff’s Emo McHipster saga

How Air Jordan 7s many movies do we need in which Braff plays a charmingly conflicted 20 something trying to figure out “what Jordan Retro 13 it Nike KD 7 all means” by staring sullenly at us from artful camera shots until he meets a girl who’s vaguely “different” because she does wacky spontaneous stuff like yelling into canyons in the rain, all set to a soundtrack of last year’s mainstream indie rock, which Braff clearly thinks is “edgy” despite the fact this life changing music can probably also be found in a Toyota commercial?

3. Movies in which the lesser Wayans Brothers dress up as something they Air Jordan 17s are not, such as white people or women or white women, in order to accomplish some hair brained scheme.

These make me laugh so hard I become physically uncomfortable and if they do another say, one in which Marlon pretends to be a hippopotamus in order to get a cheap land deal on the local zoo I think my sternum might rip open, as it would be unable to contain the tidal waves of laughter surging from deep within Air Jordan 12s my belly.

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