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Any man can master the fine art of greeting card selection if he’s willing to follow a bit of female advice.

1. Know the occasion. If it’s her birthday, buy a birthday card. She won’t appreciate a one size fits all occasions card on her anniversary either. All greeting card displays are organized by occasion. By reading the category signs,
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2. Know the woman. This is a do able task,
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3. Never, ever. also for your "stuff I gotta remember" file. buy a card that mentions the age of the woman or makes any reference to her age. It’s an across the board given that women in general don’t appreciate sentiments of this type. Nor do they find humor in greeting cards that make any reference to weight issues.

Avoid these types of greeting cards however appropriate you may think they are for the occasion. Remember, you’re buying a card for a woman here. Think of a greeting card for her just like she thinks of shoes. Just because they fit doesn’t mean she’ll enjoy wearing them.

Greeting Cards to avoid like the plague:

Themes making reference to cooking mishaps. so she set off the fire sprinklers, she was trying to make your favorite meal. This includes no fire trucks,
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Themes making reference to driving mishaps. so she can’t parallel park her car or any car,
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Themes making reference to organizational proficiency. so she did put your socks in the wrong drawer, at least she did put them in matching pairs. This includes no messy desks, crammed closets,
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Guys will be amazed at how much easier the greeting card selection process is after eliminating the above categories,
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4. Do consider a humorous card,
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6. Use sexy cards sparingly and only if you have a close,
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7. Store the others for next year,
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8. Never just sign a card and give it to a woman. Remember that like me,
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Now get out there you beasts of jungle and show women that you can rule those greeting card racks like the kings that you are with the same finesse that they wave a wand of mascara.

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