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Repercussions Understand the risks. What will be the punishment for your (lack of) activity? Getting caught snoozing in front of your computer is not as bad as being found like a corpse in the hallway. Choose your sleeping method wisely.

A true sleep soldier is always prepared. Do you homework. Know the layout of the land. Study patterns of foot traffic within the vicinity. Find out who is most likely to make a fuss over your napping and eliminate them keep an eye out for them.

Desk/Cubicle You obviously want to position yourself so no one can see your eyes. Unless you’re a professional poker player and can wear hats and dark glasses to work, use your hands to keep your shut eyes out of view. This doesn’t mean you should dump your head onto your desk. Rest you head in your palm while leaving your freehand on the mouse or keyboard. Switch hit and change your mouse setup up from a rightie to a leftie.

Bathroom Stall This spot has great "low visibility". You’re covered on all sides and no one except for the office pervert can see what you or doing. You just have to sit on the toilet, set your cellphone alarm to vibrate and enjoy your nap.

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If the table is a circle, try "tying your shoes" for a couple of minutes. Those minutes spent under the table provide the perfect unseen cover for you to sleep. This is also a great place to be if some idiot with an assault rifle stops in to say hello.

Boss’s Office You’re an adult and all this talk of "inapporiate online activity" s boring. You wouldn’t take this type of talk from your parents so why should you have to listen to this dictator? Time to establish dominance. Fall asleep in their office with them in it. Doing it after hours is passive and wasteful behavior.

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